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Elvis never could carry a tune/ And she thought about this irony as she stared back at the moon/ She was tracing her years with her fingers on her skin/ Saying well why don't I begin again/ With turpentine and patches/ With cold, cold Campbell's from the canFollowing
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Can we have them back together, please?! Agh, my heart.
Kelly: I don’t talk trash, I talk smack. They’re totally different. Trash talk is all hypothetical like, your momma’s so fat she could eat the internet. But smack talk is happening like right now. Like, you’re ugly and I know it for a fact ‘cause I got the evidence right there.
Dwight: Women are like wolves. If you want a wolf, you have to trap it. You have to snare it. And then you have to tame it. Keep it happy. Care for it. Feed it. Lovingly, the way an animal deserves to be loved. And my animal deserves a lot of loving.
The Office, 2x16 - Valentine’s Day
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PAM; This is our first and only Valentine’s Day as fiances. JIM; You’re only engaged once. Well, present company excluded, but… PAM; Really, Jim? On Cupid’s birthday? JIM; Yeah. [leans in for a kiss, but Pam turns her head] She’s fine.
The Office, 5x16 Blood Drive](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxsrh9iOcz1qzeouso1_500.png)
PAM; This is our first and only Valentine’s Day as fiances.
JIM; You’re only engaged once. Well, present company excluded, but…
PAM; Really, Jim? On Cupid’s birthday?
JIM; Yeah. [leans in for a kiss, but Pam turns her head] She’s fine.The Office, 5x16 Blood Drive
Happy anniversary, Ryan and Kelly!!
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