why don't I begin again?

fuckyeahsnl:

imthetindog:

cheia:

Kaitlin: One time there was a water bug in our house, and it was chasing me and I slammed into a sliding glass door! And as I lay bleeding, unable to move, the water bug came up to me with its antennas and was like blobadiblopblipblopblibloooooop. And I was like, “Please, Jesus, if this water bug crawls into my ear and makes my brain its home, [whispering] let me remember the faces of my family.”

- Saturday Night Live 31x02

megalong:

fuckyeahkristenwiig: fuckyeahabbyelliott:

Mom Celebrity Translator!

Honey who do you think is cuter, Rabbi Ronaldo or Champ Crawdaddy?

Ohhh you mean Ryan Reynolds or Chace Crawford?

Yeah neither, I like Jake Gyllenhaal

Who?

Sorry, Joe Geronimo

Oh, I love Joe Geronimo, he was soo good in Breakdance Fountain.

falulatonks:

(uprightcitizens: agentscully: maggiemayhem-: bicurious)

falulatonks:

downtheapples: tvquotes: crabcakes:

Now I know what you’re thinking, I’m only endorsing John Ham because Jon Hamm is also my name. Well, you’re wrong. You’re dead wrong. First of all, my last name has two m’s and second of all, my first name doesn’t have an h. Feel like a dummy yet? Because you should.

fuckyeahsnl:

inothernews:

“This week, you didn’t need Cinemax to see someone get screwed on TV.”

- Seth Meyers, Weekend Update

fuckyeahsnl:

fuckyeahkristenwiig:

heyjude112:

(via alannasunshine)

fuckyeahsnl:

thedailywhat:

SNL: “You wanna touch my poof?”

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Never watched Jersey Shore, but I’ve even seen enough of it on The Soup to think they are all not so great human beings. But somehow, that fact that she can totally laugh at this makes me sort of like her.