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Elvis never could carry a tune/ And she thought about this irony as she stared back at the moon/ She was tracing her years with her fingers on her skin/ Saying well why don't I begin again/ With turpentine and patches/ With cold, cold Campbell's from the can

-Regina Spektor

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21 February 10

fujiidom:

fuckyeahazizansari:

The Dark Knight deleted scene.

Reblogged: fujiidom

Tags: funny
13 February 10
nicholasjerryjonas:

(via emiiiiiiiiiiily)

Sometimes Nick’s serious!faces make me giggle a lot.

nicholasjerryjonas:

(via emiiiiiiiiiiily)

Sometimes Nick’s serious!faces make me giggle a lot.

Reblogged: nicholasjerryjonas

8 February 10
megalong:

(via)


Still figuring out my personal opinions on this whole debate, but this chart does make make me laugh.

megalong:

(via)

Still figuring out my personal opinions on this whole debate, but this chart does make make me laugh.

Reblogged: megalong

4 February 10

gossip girl, 1x04 "bad news blair"

  • Carter: Maybe if your daddy bought you a basketball team instead of a hotel you'd have some skills.
  • Chuck: Look, this is the Lost Weekend for juniors, not senior citizens. Go jump into a volcano.

Reblogged: fuckyeahschwartzverse

Posted: 12:57 PM
3 February 10

fuckyeahjoejonas:

Nick Jonas Album Street Day 2.2.10 .mov

“Why don’t you get back to work!?”

Reblogged: fuckyeahjoejonas

31 January 10
allrightfine:
“the thinnest of ice” was my fave, but this whole thing was AAAAMAZING
megalong:


I was at a party. Jon Hamm came up to me —  I could tell right away he was pretty drunk.
He pushed me in the corner, asked me, “Do you like money?   ‘Cause I have an idea that’ll make a fortune.”
I thought he was joking so I started to laugh.  His eyes went black and he slapped my face.
Delicious ham, refreshing champagne, oh what a wonderful restaurant.
He’s holding me captive. He took my cell phone.  I haven’t seen sunlight, oh for days.
So please call the police before it’s too late.  I have a feeling he’s standing right behind me.
Is there a problem, Michael?
N-no problem at all. So glad to be here.  This night is like a dream come true to me.
La la la da la. La la da la la
You are on the thinnest of ice.

Saturday Night Live, “Hamm & Buble”

allrightfine:

“the thinnest of ice” was my fave, but this whole thing was AAAAMAZING

megalong:

I was at a party. Jon Hamm came up to me —
I could tell right away he was pretty drunk.

He pushed me in the corner, asked me, “Do you like money?
‘Cause I have an idea that’ll make a fortune.”

I thought he was joking so I started to laugh.
His eyes went black and he slapped my face.

Delicious ham, refreshing champagne, oh what a wonderful restaurant.

He’s holding me captive. He took my cell phone.
I haven’t seen sunlight, oh for days.

So please call the police before it’s too late.
I have a feeling he’s standing right behind me.

Is there a problem, Michael?

N-no problem at all. So glad to be here.
This night is like a dream come true to me.

La la la da la. La la da la la

You are on the thinnest of ice.

Saturday Night Live, “Hamm & Buble”

Reblogged: allrightfine

Posted: 9:56 AM

downtheapples:

MIRACULOUS.

Reblogged: elikapeka

Posted: 1:53 AM
fujiidom:

(heartwarming / thiswonderland)

[as they approach the door]CASEY;  I got it!SARAH; I got it!!CHUCK; Well, who’s better at it?SARAH; I am.CASEY; She is. Damn truth serum.

Chuck, 1x08 Chuck Versus the Truth

fujiidom:

(heartwarmingthiswonderland)

[as they approach the door]
CASEY; I got it!
SARAH; I got it!!
CHUCK; Well, who’s better at it?
SARAH; I am.
CASEY; She is. Damn truth serum.

Chuck, 1x08 Chuck Versus the Truth

Reblogged: fujiidom

Tags: chuck funny
30 January 10
nicholasjerryjonas:

stoptheworldx:

trainwreck-:


Occasionally, I ship it. And I think David/Selena/Joe could be just as (if not more) awesome than Joe/Demi/Nick.

nicholasjerryjonas:

stoptheworldx:

trainwreck-:

Occasionally, I ship it. And I think David/Selena/Joe could be just as (if not more) awesome than Joe/Demi/Nick.

Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh