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Kaitlin: One time there was a water bug in our house, and it was chasing me and I slammed into a sliding glass door! And as I lay bleeding, unable to move, the water bug came up to me with its antennas and was like blobadiblopblipblopblibloooooop. And I was like, “Please, Jesus, if this water bug crawls into my ear and makes my brain its home, [whispering] let me remember the faces of my family.” - Saturday Night Live 31x02](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky97boYWnj1qzhfrho1_500.png)
Kaitlin: One time there was a water bug in our house, and it was chasing me and I slammed into a sliding glass door! And as I lay bleeding, unable to move, the water bug came up to me with its antennas and was like blobadiblopblipblopblibloooooop. And I was like, “Please, Jesus, if this water bug crawls into my ear and makes my brain its home, [whispering] let me remember the faces of my family.”
- Saturday Night Live 31x02
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Amy Poehler, Elizabeth Moss, Fred Armisen, and Jimmy Fallon - Charades
This is so cute and hilarious.
I didn’t realize Fred and Elizabeth were married. That is kind of adorable.
Amy Poehler: Rehearse your lines or wing it?
Tina Fey: Both. Rehearse your lines, and then when you get there don’t even say your lines! And then people accuse you of not knowing your lines. And you say, “I know them.” And then you say them.
Amy Poehler: That’s a power play. Genius.
- 60 Seconds with Tina Fey
FEY: The Christmas season is a time for giving and giving back to your community, and that’s why Amy and I have joined the Teen Mentoring Program of America. Please welcome the young girl we have been assigned to mentor, Lindsay Lohan.
LINDSAY LOHAN: Hi Tina, hi Amy.
POEHLER: So Lindsay, we are very worried about you, ok? What’s going on?
LOHAN: Nothing. Everything’s great.
FEY: Are you eating?
LOHAN: Yea, I’m eating.
FEY: Okay, cause you know what, these are Mischa Barton arms, and I don’t like that. I think Lindsay Lohan should have Lindsay Lohan arms.
LOHAN: I’ve just been really busy working on my movie, Herbie, and my album, Speak.
POEHLER: Let’s talk about this album.
FEY: You are a very good singer.
POEHLER: That is true, you have a lovely voice, but you are such a good actress. I don’t want to hear that you’re neglecting your acting.
LOHAN: Amy, I’m not neglecting my acting. A lot of actors my age have albums, everyone’s doing it.
POEHLER: If Hilary Duff jumped off a bridge would you wanna do that too?
LOHAN: No..duh.
POEHLER: Duh? Is ‘duh’ a word?
LOHAN: I didn’t mean duh. I just mean everything is fine.
FEY: Now, you’ve been wearing a lot of low-cut blouses…
LOHAN: Tina, nobody says ‘blouses.’
FEY: Fine. Low-cut tops. Whatever the kids say. So now I’m gonna ask you one more time. Are those things real?
LOHAN: Oh my god, yes!
FEY: Because when people ask me if they’re real, I always tell them yes, and I would hate for you to be making a liar out of me, Lindsay.
POEHLER: Cause people ask us - a lot.
LOHAN: Alright, stop it. You guys are embarrassing me. I’m not even sure you two are the best mentors for me anyway.
POEHLER & FEY: Wha!!??
LOHAN: Because, Tina, you admitted to me that you used to have sex with a guy cause you thought he could help you get into movies.
FEY: Yes, but that was before Fandango made everything so easy.
LOHAN: Ok. And Amy.. you’re drunk right now.
POEHLER: How dare you! I am!
Rashida and Amy during a scene rehearsal on location in Studio City. (via latimes.com)
