Kaitlin: One time there was a water bug in our house, and it was chasing me and I slammed into a sliding glass door! And as I lay bleeding, unable to move, the water bug came up to me with its antennas and was like blobadiblopblipblopblibloooooop. And I was like, “Please, Jesus, if this water bug crawls into my ear and makes my brain its home, [whispering] let me remember the faces of my family.”
- Saturday Night Live 31x02