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Elvis never could carry a tune/ And she thought about this irony as she stared back at the moon/ She was tracing her years with her fingers on her skin/ Saying well why don't I begin again/ With turpentine and patches/ With cold, cold Campbell's from the canFollowing
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Kaitlin: One time there was a water bug in our house, and it was chasing me and I slammed into a sliding glass door! And as I lay bleeding, unable to move, the water bug came up to me with its antennas and was like blobadiblopblipblopblibloooooop. And I was like, “Please, Jesus, if this water bug crawls into my ear and makes my brain its home, [whispering] let me remember the faces of my family.” - Saturday Night Live 31x02](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky97boYWnj1qzhfrho1_500.png)
Kaitlin: One time there was a water bug in our house, and it was chasing me and I slammed into a sliding glass door! And as I lay bleeding, unable to move, the water bug came up to me with its antennas and was like blobadiblopblipblopblibloooooop. And I was like, “Please, Jesus, if this water bug crawls into my ear and makes my brain its home, [whispering] let me remember the faces of my family.”
- Saturday Night Live 31x02
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Amy Poehler as Kaitlin is BEST.
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When I was 14, I used to put in my retainer and yell “RICK! RICK! HEY RICK!” at my dad. His name is Bob. Whatever.
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